Where are all the c5's ?

[Karl]

I very nearly laughed out of my bottom when it happened 

...making full and proper use of the vent holes in the base of the seat 

[blabblub]

There were a couple of skid marks and they were not on the road   

[DonkeySpank]

LOL! I remember seeing you bolt down the hill with scant regard for the traffic on the roundabout and I thought "wow some of these guys are hardcore C5'ers" - then it all became clear that your brakes had failed and that you were bricking it! LOL!   You held your composure better than me mate - I'd have been squeealing like a little girl if that happened to me!! LOL