this thread reminds me of a few years ago, i was in a neighbours, they were cb radio fans at the time.
a local lad aged about 15, not the brightest spark but harmless enough, had an Archer portable CB radio, and in the habit of walking the streets and talking over it to people, not having the punch to go to far.
so a conversation starts up and he says he has been doing mums shopping, blah blah, then said he had his shopping bag hung over his 'chopper'!
a stunned silence, get him to repeat and he doe's, so now we fear not being bright he might have been given some drugs or drink 'for a laugh' and is now buck naked, so we all shot out to find him.
after a brief search he was located, there he was in all his glory - fully clothed riding a Rayleigh Chopper, shopping over the handlebars.
i don't think we stopped laughing for several hours
Alan