Dear Santa Chas,
I'm sending you a wish list for Xmas presents to fill my stocking.
Please don't use the chimney breast, it's been blocked off for more than 30 years. Oh! before I forget I don't even have a fireplace
so I'll leave my sock at the bottom of my bed,
and please don't wake me up.
Wishing you a good journey.
Little KarlG.